The Easter Story According to Carter

Me: "Carter, can you tell me 'The Easter Story'?"
Carter: "Yeah, it's about God and Jesus. Jesus went in a coop. No, not a coop."
Caden: "A tomb!"
Carter: "Oh, yeah! A tomb!"
Me: "Did He stay in the tomb?"
Carter: "No! He said 'April Fools!' Because He loves us so much."

Easter 2015 (Caden 6, Carter 3)