Caden: "Mom, can you help me make some peanut butter cups for my girl?"
Daddy: "You have a 'girl'? Who's your 'girl'?"
Caden: "I'm not talkin' about this right now!"
At school. . .
Teacher: "Caden, what are you thankful for?"
Caden: "For when I go poop!"
At bedtime. . .
Caden: "Mom, I don't want to be a policeman anymore."
Mommy: "You don't? What do you want to be?"
Caden: "A rock star!"
Thanksgiving Day after "winning" a game of Candy Land. . .
Nana: "Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose."
Caden: "Ya, but you lose and Uncle Ryan lose and I won because I have a winner's shirt on! I'm a winner!" (While tugging at his "winner's" shirt.)