Caden:  "Mom, can you help me make some peanut butter cups for my girl?"
Daddy:  "You have a 'girl'? Who's your 'girl'?"
Caden:  "I'm not talkin' about this right now!" 
At school. . .
Teacher:  "Caden, what are you thankful for?"
Caden:  "For when I go poop!"
At bedtime. . .
Caden:  "Mom, I don't want to be a policeman anymore."
Mommy:  "You don't? What do you want to be?"
Caden:  "A rock star!"
Thanksgiving Day after "winning" a game of Candy Land. . .
Nana:  "Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose."
Caden:  "Ya, but you lose and Uncle Ryan lose and I won because I have a winner's shirt on! I'm a winner!" (While tugging at his "winner's" shirt.)
 

 











